
Bird Riddles for Kids

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Why did a piece of bubble gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
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Why did the bird make its nest on top of a car?
She knew they'd be moving!
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What bird is always with you at the dinner table?
A swallow.
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What bird is green and pecks at trees?
Woody Wood Pickle.
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Why do the birds fly south for winter?
Because it is to far to walk!
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Why do ostriches have such long legs?
So their feet can touch the ground.
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What is a bird after it is five days old?
Six days old!
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Why does the stork stand on one leg?
Because if he took the other leg off
the ground he would fall on the ground!
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What do you call a big swallow?
A gulp!
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What do you call a small swallow?
A sip!
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Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors?
If it had 4 it would be a sedan!
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Why did the punk rocker cross the road?
He had a chicken sitting on top of his head!
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll
in the mud, and cross back?
He was a dirty double-crosser!
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Why did the bird cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
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What kind of bird is always sad? A bluebird!
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How do you catch a very unique bird?
Unique up on it!
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How do you catch a very tame bird?
Tame way. Unique up on it!
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What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
He quacks up!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don't know the words!
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What does a 1,000 lb. canary bird say?
Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
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What do you get when you cross a tiger with a canary?
Who knows, but when it sings you'd better listen!
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What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger!
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What bird always has a sun burn?
A flamingo!
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What does a
duck eat with his soup?
Quackers!
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off!
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Why didn't the turkey cross the road?
Because he was too stuffed!
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If a rooster laid an egg at the peak of a roof top,
what side of the roof would the egg roll off?
None. Roosters don't lay eggs!
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A duck walked into a drug store and bought a tube of chapstick.
The clerk said "Will that be cash or charge?"
The duck said, "Just put it on my bill!"
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Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal?
Unlawful means something is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!
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How does a chicken mail a letter?
In a hen-velope!
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A little boy walked into a pet shop and asked for 25 cents
worth of bird seed. The clerk wondered what he could
do with such a small amount of seed. He asked the boy what type of bird he
had. The child replied, "None, I'm going to plant the
seeds and grow some"!
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