Bird Riddles, Riddles for Kids, Children's Riddles

Bird Riddles for Kids

Why did a piece of bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot!
Why did the bird make its nest on top of a car? She knew they'd be moving!
What bird is always with you at the dinner table? A swallow.
What bird is green and pecks at trees? Woody Wood Pickle.
Why do the birds fly south for winter? Because it is to far to walk!
Why do ostriches have such long legs? So their feet can touch the ground.
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What is a bird after it is five days old? Six days old!
Why does the stork stand on one leg? Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!
What do you call a big swallow? A gulp!
What do you call a small swallow? A sip!
Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan!
Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He had a chicken sitting on top of his head!
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? He was a dirty double-crosser!

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Why did the bird cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!
What kind of bird is always sad? A bluebird!
How do you catch a very unique bird? Unique up on it!
How do you catch a very tame bird? Tame way. Unique up on it!
What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
He quacks up!
Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
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What does a 1,000 lb. canary bird say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!
What do you get when you cross a tiger with a canary? Who knows, but when it sings you'd better listen!
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger!
What bird always has a sun burn? A flamingo!
What does a duck eat with his soup? Quackers!
Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!
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Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he was too stuffed!
If a rooster laid an egg at the peak of a roof top, what side of the roof would the egg roll off? None. Roosters don't lay eggs!
A duck walked into a drug store and bought a tube of chapstick. The clerk said "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck said, "Just put it on my bill!"
Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful means something is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!
How does a chicken mail a letter? In a hen-velope!
A little boy walked into a pet shop and asked for 25 cents worth of bird seed. The clerk wondered what he could do with such a small amount of seed. He asked the boy what type of bird he had. The child replied, "None, I'm going to plant the seeds and grow some"!

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