Bird Riddles for Kids 

  • Why did a piece of bubble gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot!

  • Why did the bird make its nest on top of a car? She knew they'd be moving!

  • What bird is always with you at the dinner table? A swallow.

  • What bird is green and pecks at trees? Woody Wood Pickle.

  • Why do the birds fly south for winter? Because it is to far to walk!

  • Why do ostriches have such long legs? So their feet can touch the ground.
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  • What is a bird after it is five days old? Six days old!

  • Why does the stork stand on one leg? Because if he took the other leg off the ground he would fall on the ground!

  • What do you call a big swallow? A gulp!

  • What do you call a small swallow? A sip!

  • Why does a chicken coop have only 2 doors? If it had 4 it would be a sedan!

  • Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He had a chicken sitting on top of his head!

  • Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back? He was a dirty double-crosser!

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  • Why did the bird cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!

  • What kind of bird is always sad? A bluebird!

  • How do you catch a very unique bird? Unique up on it!

  • How do you catch a very tame bird? Tame way. Unique up on it!

  • What happens to a duck when he flies upside down?
    He quacks up!

  • Why do hummingbirds hum? Because they don't know the words!
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  • What does a 1,000 lb. canary bird say? Here kitty, kitty, kitty!"

  • Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels!

  • What do you get when you cross a tiger with a canary? Who knows, but when it sings you'd better listen!

  • What do you call a woodpecker without a beak? A headbanger!

  • What bird always has a sun burn? A flamingo!

  • What does a duck eat with his soup? Quackers!

  • Why did the turkey cross the road? Because it was the chicken's day off!
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  • Why didn't the turkey cross the road? Because he was too stuffed!

  • If a rooster laid an egg at the peak of a roof top, what side of the roof would the egg roll off? None. Roosters don't lay eggs!

  • A duck walked into a drug store and bought a tube of chapstick. The clerk said "Will that be cash or charge?" The duck said, "Just put it on my bill!"

  • Do you know the difference between unlawful and illegal? Unlawful means something is against the law and illegal is a sick bird!

  • How does a chicken mail a letter? In a hen-velope!

  • A little boy walked into a pet shop and asked for 25 cents worth of bird seed. The clerk wondered what  he could do with such a small amount of seed. He asked the boy what type of bird he had. The child replied, "None, I'm going to plant the seeds and grow some"!

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